There is a particular personality that I feel undeniably compelled to write about. Now, by personality, I mean of course a specific type of person that we have all undoubtedly come in contact with at some point in our life. These people are those special individuals that enact what I call, the "drunken Jekyll and Hyde." They act one way sober, and well, when drunk they might as well be toting a 1850s cane and smashing children with their boorish charm.
Yes, these lucky individuals prey upon the weak and vulnerable by attempting to be your friends in the daylight. They always have many things in common, whether it be music, video games, hobbies or what have you. It is of course not to say that we do not abstain from drinking with these individuals; this is no testament to a I art holy than thou creed, but rather, we can hold our liquor not better per se, but more intelligently. When we drink, we enhance our better qualities. We become more charming, humorous, witty, loving, etc. This is not a self proclaimed drunken epiphany, but it is something that is constantly reinstated by those closest to us like friends and family. Thus it goes without saying that those of us who lack similar tack must not only be doing something wrong, but must deceiving those closest to them through a false sense of security, as well as, how does one frame this with the most insightful of delicacy?: a poopy outlook on life.
Of course, these unfortunate individuals do not come without their perks. Yes, while telling stories, where would we be without said individuals who provide the true content to the most hilarious of college memories.
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